I actually creamed myself 3 times at that show, once when I witnessed the village people… (Aka, Endive, aka, Sex Machines aka, The lettuce leaf 5 *even tho there are 6 of them, soon to be seven when I join the band as the go-go dancer/ waxpaper’d comb which honestly will be an integral part of their sound if you ask me…anyway but then quickly go down to 6 again because mark and pat are destined to have a whisky drink off which will end up with mark dead and pat in a vegetated state for the rest of his life but still able to play trumpet somehow…this will cause joe to go into a deep deep depression forcing him to quit the band and take up his secondary career choice as a male stripper, jami, booch, aaron, the vegetable, and I to start experimenting with new sounds that will sound alot like Mariah meets the beasty boys. we will have a one hit wonder entitled “salad shouldn’t taste like that! check the expiration date dammit!” Feat. Justin Timberlake and Mr Ice Ice baby himself V Ice. Our sound will crush the radio charts for an impressive 3 and a half weeks selling enough records to pay for the pizza and porn fees we accumulated at the hotel. Years later joe will reunite with the band, now with a new sex change…no i dont mean he is a girl now, i mean he is sexyer than everrr!! they also find out that Mark wasent really dead, just really really drunk so he’s back in the band and they will kick me out due to creative differences due to excessive eccentric waxpapper’d comb solos lasting 45 minutes at a time. They will go back to playing the kick ass music they make now and revive the name Endive.)… building a railing. the second cream was when they played village ppl music, and the 3rd was when they had a dance off at the bar’s with Me and my other band dancing to the village ppl. One night to truly remember. we love you and i love you…
Danny Danger
(Soon to be called Danny 2 tongues)
P.S.- pat still stays a vegetable, but veggies are easy to take care of, water them a lot and pick them up when you want them…. so they lived happily ever after…the end….
I actually creamed myself 3 times at that show, once when I witnessed the village people… (Aka, Endive, aka, Sex Machines aka, The lettuce leaf 5 *even tho there are 6 of them, soon to be seven when I join the band as the go-go dancer/ waxpaper’d comb which honestly will be an integral part of their sound if you ask me…anyway but then quickly go down to 6 again because mark and pat are destined to have a whisky drink off which will end up with mark dead and pat in a vegetated state for the rest of his life but still able to play trumpet somehow…this will cause joe to go into a deep deep depression forcing him to quit the band and take up his secondary career choice as a male stripper, jami, booch, aaron, the vegetable, and I to start experimenting with new sounds that will sound alot like Mariah meets the beasty boys. we will have a one hit wonder entitled “salad shouldn’t taste like that! check the expiration date dammit!” Feat. Justin Timberlake and Mr Ice Ice baby himself V Ice. Our sound will crush the radio charts for an impressive 3 and a half weeks selling enough records to pay for the pizza and porn fees we accumulated at the hotel. Years later joe will reunite with the band, now with a new sex change…no i dont mean he is a girl now, i mean he is sexyer than everrr!! they also find out that Mark wasent really dead, just really really drunk so he’s back in the band and they will kick me out due to creative differences due to excessive eccentric waxpapper’d comb solos lasting 45 minutes at a time. They will go back to playing the kick ass music they make now and revive the name Endive.)… building a railing. the second cream was when they played village ppl music, and the 3rd was when they had a dance off at the bar’s with Me and my other band dancing to the village ppl. One night to truly remember. we love you and i love you…
Danny Danger
(Soon to be called Danny 2 tongues)
P.S.- pat still stays a vegetable, but veggies are easy to take care of, water them a lot and pick them up when you want them…. so they lived happily ever after…the end….